Z is for: Zombie Just Want To Watch The World Braaaaiiinnnnsssss
Z is for: Zombie Just Want To Watch The World Braaaaiiinnnnsssss
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images on Post-it's. Once, every morning.
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Y is for: Y U No Done With Project Yet?
Y is for: Y U No Done With Project Yet?
This works well on so many levels. The only other better one is “One cannot simply cancel a print job.” Only Z left. That will bring us right to 265 images!! Wow, huh?
X is for: X-men, Six Tiny Ones
X is for: X-men, Six Tiny Ones
Six tiny little X-men. The only X-men in my memory are the ones from the saturday morning Fox cartoon in the 90’s. Well, those and the comic book ones. The new movies suck and you suck for liking them. I would rather spray sriracha in my eyes than watch those films.
Only two letters left. Y and Z. See you Monday.
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W is for: Where’s The Beef?
W is for: Where's The Beef?
What an iconic commercial from my childhood. Where is the beef? When I ask that, I mean, where is the substance? I was hoping that people would offer more of it in the way of social media. It really is just a collection of vapid asshats spouting nonsense from their mcholes. We need to eradicate bad news from our lives. Media does not matter. Celebrities do not matter. Gossip does not matter. American Idol does not matter. The news does not matter. What you had for dinner does not matter. Your life does not matter. You do not matter. Your shitty taste in everything is dragging us all down as a people and I for one am sick of it. As my old art teacher, Mr. Headman, used to say “Shape up or ship out”.
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V is for: Very Near The End We Are
V is for: Very Near The End We Are
Very near the end we are. Only 4 letters left. I can’t say I’m going to continue this endeavor after this run of the alphabet. Maybe, maybe not. This was a GREAT project with lots of support, but it wasn’t “it”. Frustrating is the word I’d use. I just want to make shit that people like. All the time, but that dream is hard to hold onto. Fuck you if you think I’m letting it go, it just is heavy some days…
T is for: Thompson, Hunter S.
T is for: Thompson, Hunter S.
What more can be said about Hunter S. Thompson. Gonzo at its finest. Balls to the wall, no bullshit attitude. I implore you all to live by this mans standards. Maybe you’ll make something of yourself someday. #gonzo
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S is for: Sacrebleu! Someday you will all respect the art
S is for: Sacrebleu! Someday you will all respect the art
Someday, you will all respect the arts. And when that day happens, it will be too late. You will be looked over. You should have been more active. More diligent. No one will care when you die. Your mark on the world is not the fruit you bear. It is not the legacy you leave behind. Tangiblity is the only expected thing. Think. Thrive. Not thrust and repeat. Monkey.
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R is for: Ragas, 10 of Them, Set to a Disco Beat …
R is for: Ragas, 10 of Them, Set to a Disco Beat ...
10 ragas set to a disco beat. great LP if you’ve never heard of it. there is so much good (and equally bad) music out there. better than what MTV or radio or ANYONE tells you. Hell, NORTH KOREA puts out better music than the Grammys for Christ sake. Open you ears.
Q is for: Quintessential Tough Guy Mr. T
Q is for: Quintessential Tough Guy Mr. T
Mr. T is the quintessential tough guy. He had his own cereal. Did Chuck Norris ever have his own cereal? No? Ok then. Done and done.
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P is for: Peter Parker Has Been Pants …
P is for: Peter Parker Has Been Pants ...
Peter Parker got pants! Perhaps he should invest in a belt. A utility belt of sorts. Webspenders.
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